The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
He should have stopped you! Look at that pot!
The follow-up to “how I fingered my sister (a love story)”
Marvel & Star Wars
1 Mayo / Enfrentamientos entre manfiestantes y fuerzas especiales luego de terminada la marcha por el día del trabajador.
Do you see his shoes? Be smart when you go out this summer, guys. They’ll be watching for any minuscule detail to identify you. XO
i have an erection
I too have an erection.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
Thats fucking adorable as hell
i want a pet